Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Entry 18

Bulls Hit
Try All New Her Ass Mints For Oral
SLOD (Short Life of Denial)
Sarah Soda
Pepper'd A Salt
Crypt Tonight
Whore Or?
Sinner of Gravity
Semiprofilactic
Hymen Trouble
Haught Dawg
Great Berry or Reef
Mudder Far Car
Bass Turd
Ship Face
Deck Liquor
Coke Sucker
K. Federal
Man Hat in Bearded Clam Chowder
Allergic To Nuts
Bio Has Beard
In Phil Traitor
Heart of Dick Sea
Ol' Glory Hole
Carpet Bag Her
Eye Formation
Pee Cup
Tallywackerhassee
Die O'Ria
Morning Dew Key
Constant Patience
Sell A Bit
Livin' Levitra Loca
Goin' Limp Biscuit
Cat Theater
Caught Under Naked Teens
Super Hot Indigo Turtles
This Was Awesome Tomorrow
Anybody Seen Steven? Hope Only Love Exists
Fun And Games
Mom Always Said To Everyone Run Back And Turn In Our Noodles
Turtle Frog Wild
Spankrupt
The Get Tar Band
Bullish It
The Captain's Log
The Peter Tucker Trio
Off Is A Fair
Enter Off Is Relay Shun Ship
Sigh Kobe Bees
Genital Hospital
Instant Mess Age
Babble On Sister
Coathanger Sue A Side
Maiden Jah Pants
Free Cowt
Go Master Baytor
Swedish Phish
Urethra Franklin's Tower of London Bridge of Sighs
Tack Jail
Snorta Rail
Force of Jew Lie
Bay Sick In Stink
GrrrWayne
Enematographer
Men Tally Whackers
Climb Ax
Sass Crotch
Pet O'File
In Pee Are Radio
When Chester Road
Government Warning
Lower Education
Black Cat Boner
Judge Mental
LiveviL (second L is backwords!)
High Jinx
Eggs Axe Leah
Eye Bee Anxious
Carp Pool
Boo Deface
Home Oh
Fair Eat Ale
Anderson's Pooper
Tie Juan On
Squirrels Hog Wild
G Spot Removal
Live Fast Die Hung
Cash Coward
Gumby Bears
Hair Pile
Zen O'Phobia
Pressing Denture Candy Dates
Hero In
Square In Your Tarhole
Lips And Aholes
Fluster Cluck
Ace Hole
Sun Over Beach
Cork Soaker
Turtlehead Banger
Urine Trouble
In Diet Mint
Baby Arm Bandits
Hairy Clam Choder
Freight Tazer
Shattered Loser Poo-Chew
Harlot's Bed
Bag My Withered Poon
Wets Coats Oftens
Spitting Sphinctor
Chalk A Lot Putting
Extra Mint
See Alice
The Reptiled Is Fun Shun
Erect Tile This Function
Her Peas
Sugar Honey Iced Tea
File Under Crack Kids
Genuinely Always Yours
Crap On Crazy Kids
Always Near A Lake
Pearl's Yawn Smiled
Dog vs Pony Show
Pink & Lime!
Cowinkie Dink
Broad Appeal
Flexible Her Ass Munch
Off Is A Fair
Micropen Is
Cat Sting Cow Ouch
Genital Mangler
Genital Hospitality
A King Fetus
Backalley Reacharound
Breakfast In Bedpan
Tapping Ocre Pudding
Let's Fix The Asians
Dormpoopers On Meth
Eureka Franklin
Jack Tale
Crack Sale
White Whores
Still Recovering
Sack Mail
Stacked Bails
Tickletime Hideaway
DEAD MEAT
Squirrels Gone Mild
Abracadaver
Tailspin
Mentally Regarded
Sasquash
Pricklestick
Falsehood Ornament
Sick? Oh.
E Is Peein'
Government Warming
Reep Eat Off Ender
Ex Act Lee
The Football Columbine
Harem Be Shocking
Air Soul
Doom Aerosol
Doom Ace
Block of Meat
Dry Rub
2000 AD
Reefer Magic
Unique Corn

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Entry 17

Gum Gums
Is Ray Ill?
Munkeejacktail
Government Donkey Show
Dee VD
Gold In Shower
The Big Drip
Whore Knee
Mo' He Toe
White Pee Pull
The In Ciders
Well Hung Over
Sensei Chanel
Guns Blazing Forever
Tongue In Groove
Pop Cult? Sure
Everyday Pee Pull
Super Vision
New Car Smell
Ask Kisser
Uncle's John Band
Bee Day
Fee Seize
In Her Web
Caulk Puddy
Chick Pee Soup
Code Blew
Sintrul Coast
Heavy Dooty
Blew Prince
Naughty Pine
Dough Thin, AL
Light, Crisp and Fruity
Eyetalian
Cafe Frito'Lay
The Routes
Bear Arms
Well Bread
War In Sap
Tree Pee
Pink Phloyd
Seemen
Drippingoo
Shut U Mowt!
Assfault
Fundew
M-Pathetic
Pig Pole
Pan Duh
Dick Tater
Con Dumb
Marco Polio
Whore Tense
Phil N-ronthrapist
Massivetwoshits
Losing Wait
Sidney Poitier
Anti Fun Gal
Uncle Tom Sawyer Boobs
Soul'd Out
Yello Kitty
The Big Half
Rowbought
Baby Soup
Ate Is Enuff
Hateful Dead
Aussie Ozbourne
Okkk
Cannabus
For Bi Bore
Bar Bitch U It
Jimmy's Buffet
Dooty Free
Black Bare
Tool Box
Little Seizures
Hellp
Gagging Rape
Raging Gape
Machined Bone
Spank Plug
See Sill Bee Duh Mill
Boo Tea
Kid Knee Pie
Son Tea
Government Drug Mule
Book Cocky
Gobble The Gook
Leaky Faucets
Jackin' Cocaine
Native Tongue
The Malt Lickers
Jager Baum
The Back Ciders
Tequila Monster
Flyover
Brow Knows
Your A Null
Toy? Let's!
Slandered Tissue
Lava Tree
French Quizzing
Coward The Fuck
Junk Flunkies
Gland Finale
Hammer Sammy
Bloated Gasbags
Urinoco Flow
Vowel Movement
Gram Bushel
Collie Flower
To Back Hoe
Spitfire
Cordoba Sally
Seed Her Rapids
Hot Cross Bunnies
The Industrial Retribution
Machine Gum
Taint and Love
Phony Pray Nation
Grin Stephanie
The Beach Boise
The Beach Noise
Hellaphone Crawl
Terror Me Sue
Grit Kisser
Three Peas
Fatbak
Twilightrees
Barstool Samples
Toilet Trees
Got Milf?
Sea Mint
Semen Puddy
Oozingunk
Oracle Sects
5318008
Jack On
Casper the Friendly Wine Burger
Bowel Move Mints
Trashcan't
Fidel Castro District
Lambshark
Taliban Whacker
Shetland Ponytail
Phil Negro
Air Porthole
Devil's Playground
Bowl We Evil
Da Black Jim Crows
Baby Murmur
The Herb Gatherers
Alibamu
Yellowhammer
Phat Iron Stake
Single Mom's Suck
Pile of Dung
Terror Pin Nation
Tiger Shart
Candy Bus
Indiglow Girls
Severed Taint
Stick Figure
Meat Bowl
Blast Orifice
Vagicide
Drive-Through Shooting
Raging Gaze
Hamboner
Stank Plug
Mango and Hash
Booze Farm
Chopped Liver
Beesquids

Behind the List

I have always come up with stupid band names so I started writing them down. Some equally disturbed friends have also contributed.