Saturday, October 4, 2008

Entry 19

Smack Dab
Can Tank Eros
Fecal Matterhorn
Free Lance
Colonel of Korn
Godfucker
Bag Dad
Pedo Necro Beasty
Big Wheel Brain Damage
Top That
Four Wheels
Seriously Joking
Million Airhead
Shark Ass Stick
Sphinx of the Unitard
Beerijuana
Skullfuckatores
Sphinxor
69 O'Cock
Hellaluya'll
Cuntrified Stank
Lint
Thumper
Yahooter
Peter Puffer's Pickled Pecker
Sweet Ass of Daffodills
Touthless Fairies
Darryldove
Hot Pink
Col. Aquarium and the Crab Infested Unit
Ms. Appropriation
Practallion
Jack the Tailripper
Skid Marxist
Lisp Schtick
Shut U Mout
Box Monster
Straight Out The Dryer
In Love With A Sock Puppet
I Quit Your Face!
Don't Ultimatum Me
Chance Warning
I Stubbed My Camel Toe
Sir Loin
Bond, Gold Bond
Squirrels Florence Teen
Baby Ruth's Chris
Ruth's Antichris
Baked & Loaded
Salsbury Snake
Tinkleberry Cocktail
Bernie MacTail
Love Shacktail
Runnin' With The Packtail
Smokin' Cracktail
Talkin' Smacktail
Fade To Blacktail
Reintarnation
Man Hawk
News Hound
See An End
A Bee See
In BC
See BS
Midnight Expresso
Cup of Yo!
Airholiage
Banana Putting
Crap Hola
Jack Sparrowtail
Frank Blacktail
Jack Blacktallian
Kneel Diamonds
Colonel Mustard
Meat Your Maker
Bladder Beaters
Baby Batter Beaters
Brent Farfignewton
Hot Pants
Suntynz Up
Double Diaz
Urangus Beef
Foreign Objects
The Staining Lips
Steatopygea
Squamous
Cock Asian
Hell Low Good Bi
Eatin Fatty Chongdenda
Phlint
Plus-Sized Porn Star
G Sus Minor
Ass it off. Fill us up. Eat it.
Dookie-Dipped Dicks
Poontang Clan
Sitting Bullshit
Tomasparrow
Jacktail of all Trades
Blew Gil
8 2 Fay
Member F.D.I.C.K.
Tarded Again
John Madlionsden
ACD3PO
G Love and Special Spaghetti Sauce
Oscar John Mayer Weiner
Ozzy Osbornagain
So You Think You Can France
Stephen Baumgarterbelt
U Gargamel
Lance Party USA
Lance Revolution
Hairnet Flix
Tu-Shayhole
Tinker Joy
In Vein Asylum
Epoxymelt
Horses Assteroyd
Vaga Bond Cream
Poetry In Motion Sickness
Embassy Suite Tooth
Mashed With Bacon
Key Lime Stoned
Pecan't Pie
Peabrain Shooter
Shootin' Blanks
Dry Hump Rub
New York Striptease
Ribeye of the Storm
Meat Loafers
Tales From the Script
Grand Pianist Breath
Clint Blacktail
Bar Rock
Rex Erection
Six Legged Dear
Eye Soul Lated
Faux News
See In BC
Pee BS
Eye Ran
Caughy
Coffine
Java Lamp
Daily Blob
Boot Delicious
Jack-B-Nimble-Tail


Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Entry 18

Bulls Hit
Try All New Her Ass Mints For Oral
SLOD (Short Life of Denial)
Sarah Soda
Pepper'd A Salt
Crypt Tonight
Whore Or?
Sinner of Gravity
Semiprofilactic
Hymen Trouble
Haught Dawg
Great Berry or Reef
Mudder Far Car
Bass Turd
Ship Face
Deck Liquor
Coke Sucker
K. Federal
Man Hat in Bearded Clam Chowder
Allergic To Nuts
Bio Has Beard
In Phil Traitor
Heart of Dick Sea
Ol' Glory Hole
Carpet Bag Her
Eye Formation
Pee Cup
Tallywackerhassee
Die O'Ria
Morning Dew Key
Constant Patience
Sell A Bit
Livin' Levitra Loca
Goin' Limp Biscuit
Cat Theater
Caught Under Naked Teens
Super Hot Indigo Turtles
This Was Awesome Tomorrow
Anybody Seen Steven? Hope Only Love Exists
Fun And Games
Mom Always Said To Everyone Run Back And Turn In Our Noodles
Turtle Frog Wild
Spankrupt
The Get Tar Band
Bullish It
The Captain's Log
The Peter Tucker Trio
Off Is A Fair
Enter Off Is Relay Shun Ship
Sigh Kobe Bees
Genital Hospital
Instant Mess Age
Babble On Sister
Coathanger Sue A Side
Maiden Jah Pants
Free Cowt
Go Master Baytor
Swedish Phish
Urethra Franklin's Tower of London Bridge of Sighs
Tack Jail
Snorta Rail
Force of Jew Lie
Bay Sick In Stink
GrrrWayne
Enematographer
Men Tally Whackers
Climb Ax
Sass Crotch
Pet O'File
In Pee Are Radio
When Chester Road
Government Warning
Lower Education
Black Cat Boner
Judge Mental
LiveviL (second L is backwords!)
High Jinx
Eggs Axe Leah
Eye Bee Anxious
Carp Pool
Boo Deface
Home Oh
Fair Eat Ale
Anderson's Pooper
Tie Juan On
Squirrels Hog Wild
G Spot Removal
Live Fast Die Hung
Cash Coward
Gumby Bears
Hair Pile
Zen O'Phobia
Pressing Denture Candy Dates
Hero In
Square In Your Tarhole
Lips And Aholes
Fluster Cluck
Ace Hole
Sun Over Beach
Cork Soaker
Turtlehead Banger
Urine Trouble
In Diet Mint
Baby Arm Bandits
Hairy Clam Choder
Freight Tazer
Shattered Loser Poo-Chew
Harlot's Bed
Bag My Withered Poon
Wets Coats Oftens
Spitting Sphinctor
Chalk A Lot Putting
Extra Mint
See Alice
The Reptiled Is Fun Shun
Erect Tile This Function
Her Peas
Sugar Honey Iced Tea
File Under Crack Kids
Genuinely Always Yours
Crap On Crazy Kids
Always Near A Lake
Pearl's Yawn Smiled
Dog vs Pony Show
Pink & Lime!
Cowinkie Dink
Broad Appeal
Flexible Her Ass Munch
Off Is A Fair
Micropen Is
Cat Sting Cow Ouch
Genital Mangler
Genital Hospitality
A King Fetus
Backalley Reacharound
Breakfast In Bedpan
Tapping Ocre Pudding
Let's Fix The Asians
Dormpoopers On Meth
Eureka Franklin
Jack Tale
Crack Sale
White Whores
Still Recovering
Sack Mail
Stacked Bails
Tickletime Hideaway
DEAD MEAT
Squirrels Gone Mild
Abracadaver
Tailspin
Mentally Regarded
Sasquash
Pricklestick
Falsehood Ornament
Sick? Oh.
E Is Peein'
Government Warming
Reep Eat Off Ender
Ex Act Lee
The Football Columbine
Harem Be Shocking
Air Soul
Doom Aerosol
Doom Ace
Block of Meat
Dry Rub
2000 AD
Reefer Magic
Unique Corn

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Entry 17

Gum Gums
Is Ray Ill?
Munkeejacktail
Government Donkey Show
Dee VD
Gold In Shower
The Big Drip
Whore Knee
Mo' He Toe
White Pee Pull
The In Ciders
Well Hung Over
Sensei Chanel
Guns Blazing Forever
Tongue In Groove
Pop Cult? Sure
Everyday Pee Pull
Super Vision
New Car Smell
Ask Kisser
Uncle's John Band
Bee Day
Fee Seize
In Her Web
Caulk Puddy
Chick Pee Soup
Code Blew
Sintrul Coast
Heavy Dooty
Blew Prince
Naughty Pine
Dough Thin, AL
Light, Crisp and Fruity
Eyetalian
Cafe Frito'Lay
The Routes
Bear Arms
Well Bread
War In Sap
Tree Pee
Pink Phloyd
Seemen
Drippingoo
Shut U Mowt!
Assfault
Fundew
M-Pathetic
Pig Pole
Pan Duh
Dick Tater
Con Dumb
Marco Polio
Whore Tense
Phil N-ronthrapist
Massivetwoshits
Losing Wait
Sidney Poitier
Anti Fun Gal
Uncle Tom Sawyer Boobs
Soul'd Out
Yello Kitty
The Big Half
Rowbought
Baby Soup
Ate Is Enuff
Hateful Dead
Aussie Ozbourne
Okkk
Cannabus
For Bi Bore
Bar Bitch U It
Jimmy's Buffet
Dooty Free
Black Bare
Tool Box
Little Seizures
Hellp
Gagging Rape
Raging Gape
Machined Bone
Spank Plug
See Sill Bee Duh Mill
Boo Tea
Kid Knee Pie
Son Tea
Government Drug Mule
Book Cocky
Gobble The Gook
Leaky Faucets
Jackin' Cocaine
Native Tongue
The Malt Lickers
Jager Baum
The Back Ciders
Tequila Monster
Flyover
Brow Knows
Your A Null
Toy? Let's!
Slandered Tissue
Lava Tree
French Quizzing
Coward The Fuck
Junk Flunkies
Gland Finale
Hammer Sammy
Bloated Gasbags
Urinoco Flow
Vowel Movement
Gram Bushel
Collie Flower
To Back Hoe
Spitfire
Cordoba Sally
Seed Her Rapids
Hot Cross Bunnies
The Industrial Retribution
Machine Gum
Taint and Love
Phony Pray Nation
Grin Stephanie
The Beach Boise
The Beach Noise
Hellaphone Crawl
Terror Me Sue
Grit Kisser
Three Peas
Fatbak
Twilightrees
Barstool Samples
Toilet Trees
Got Milf?
Sea Mint
Semen Puddy
Oozingunk
Oracle Sects
5318008
Jack On
Casper the Friendly Wine Burger
Bowel Move Mints
Trashcan't
Fidel Castro District
Lambshark
Taliban Whacker
Shetland Ponytail
Phil Negro
Air Porthole
Devil's Playground
Bowl We Evil
Da Black Jim Crows
Baby Murmur
The Herb Gatherers
Alibamu
Yellowhammer
Phat Iron Stake
Single Mom's Suck
Pile of Dung
Terror Pin Nation
Tiger Shart
Candy Bus
Indiglow Girls
Severed Taint
Stick Figure
Meat Bowl
Blast Orifice
Vagicide
Drive-Through Shooting
Raging Gaze
Hamboner
Stank Plug
Mango and Hash
Booze Farm
Chopped Liver
Beesquids

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Entry 16

Dew Rag
Bold Face Lye
My Pet O'Phelia
Up n' Adam
High Infidelity
Queen Kong
Over Ease
Shock A Zoo, Lou
Animal Tow Tums
Good n' Loud
Pussyfeet
Splendora
Air Pie
Heshe Highway
Jitter Dumb
Buff A
Ante Christ
Pour Sill In God
Cracker Double Barrel
Pretty Shore
Lubrican
Smashbrowns
Airhole
Pope Been A Dick
Buzz Cut
The Bushpigs
Weblow's
Feet Us
Chick Pee Soup
A Loan Time
Black Male
Children of the Elderly
Den of Vices
Well Cum
Golf Tee's
Mouse Hyde
Fatty McPun
Krunktenyte
Rebel Juggs
Walk Talk Move Groove
Faceless Masses
The Beastiality Boys
Incriminating Evidence
Blunt Force Trauma
Salamander
Plumb Her Crack
Cumquatbees
Kiwibees
Bananabees
Dough Me Know
Stay In The Lines!
Caught In Balls
Skunk Ape
Scratch & Stiff
Berry Good
World Wind
Jew Sea
Chromozone
Hare Band
The Band Anna
That's Hot!
Droppin' A Deuce
Ale Mint
Skits O'Phrenic
The Junkyard Priests
Greatest American Gyro
Ate Daze A Weak
Fear Pressure
Crystal Dragon
Fagjacket
The New Hormones
Short A Jizz
The Muthafuckin Rockstarz
Kings of the Bone Rage
Bad Eye Deer
See Alice
At A Girl!
Box Crusher
Smell My Eyes!
The Get Bis
Milky Way
Stand Bi
Numb Nut
Hi Fi Wi Fi
Whore's Collar
Old Spic
Thumb Hump
Love Pus
New Spice
Touch O'Crass
Tiny Lil' Things
Atedust
Zoo Ophelia
Birds of Pray
Tickletime Gigglers
Infidel Castro
Harmless Death
Tora Dora Xplora
Fan Attic
Wallered Out
Out To Pastor
The Of And For
LeVar
Coon Ta Ken Tay
Totum Pollack
Grease Monkey
Underplants
Commando
Pie Hole
Clay's Sister's Dick
Gascious Clay
Scarpool
On All Force
The Antic Dope
Gut Retraction
Tarpoo
Cat Ass Trophy
Dial Looted
Craniyum
Billegal
Hambone
Tankface
Smashole
Gunnersville Damn
The Wrecktums
Serve X
In Gross!
David Hockney Masks
Hot IlleGals
Type Cast
Anal Protrusion
Southern Hide
Sand Blaster
Sir Up
Octopipod
Silly Gander
Tomate Toby's
Backbeat Driver
Lose Change
Catch and Sniff
Rain Schtick
Shhh! Email
Emale
Homozone
Smack Dab
Hell-O?
The Anal Logs
Digital Penetration
The Shitickles
Handy Camp
The Punktard Beasts
Hydropanic
90420
Diff'rent Tokes
Oriphish
Hole Puncher
Gut Throttle
UEAD2!
Fecal Matterhorn
Husker Dew
Limpire
The Box Cutters
Self Cervix
Eat My Eyes
Anyholuldoo
Tricky Cracker
Constant Patience
High Jinx
Manbraut
Cum Quat
Gnum Gnut
Light Metal
Bassless Accusations
Q-Tits
Abba Bama

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Entry 15

Slugger
American Idle
Miserable Existance
Clinch & Release
Mariachichi
Powertrain
Turd Blossom
Tiddly Winks
Gynaecomastia
Green Piece
The Waldos
Rasterizer
Presumed Guilty
the Phelons
Scott Free
The Polyps
Savage Danger
Sluggo
Hero Shemale
Comanchichi
Green, Go!
Gynomight
Megathon
Ass Pony
Gold Bond
Extraless
Chromero
El Soute
XX or Size
Dingaling
Dumpster
Duster
Cordoba
Doodlebops
Hellbound
Butt Xit
Asstral Plain
Mud Bug
The Beta Testers
Scoops A Trois
Medium Boned and Middle Class
3rd Leg
O'er My Head
Legal Alien
String Bean-Kini
Sofa King
Prime Mover
Phire Alarm
Schneider
The Fade
Bacon
Beevers
Lindsay Lohan
Deep C
I > U
Emerson Bigguns
Geronimojo
The Second Coming
Sinus
A Facial Error
Facially Yours
Shot of Love
Blew Prints
Gone Fission
Honk
TM
Jackwhiz
Roughage
The Damn Beavers
Bull Sigh
Poo Peters
Trail of Beers
Golf War
Said Duh Mint
Lugnutz
Star Fishermen (Sphinctour)
Extra Mint
Cocoa Hole
Triple Penetration
Three Scoops
Vanilla Reign
Treed 'Coons
Pussy Pelt
Turd Leg
Small & Poor
Pudgie Poonani
Nuke Mexico!
Thonger
Coma Dose
Old Timer
Calorie Burntanelli
Kick The American
Poop Withdrawl
Sintrall Command
Three Tired Mints
Old Sun Twins
Ass Trilogy
Mother Pucker
Cavernous Abyss
Nana Puddin
Starry Pupils
Astroglider
Fireballs
Pwer Monger
Black Guy Pees
The Niceness
Clean Slater
Anthromorphical Catastrophicness
Ms. Spell
Cerberus
Hecate
Hominoidz
The Swalloads
The Triceratops
Lucky Prime
Blind Mice
Jacknife
Thai Breaker
Remasters of the Universe
Grave Danger
Macho Manure
Cesspool Swimmers
Iron Lung
The Lunch Breaks
Homonazi

Entry 14

Bad Ice
Aggrobat
Profit of God
Sonic Rainbow
Taint Ed
Gay Ping Hole
Tunnel of Nub
Long Fellow Wads Worth
Do Key Hole
Peter Tucker
Econo Me
Yummy
Farm A Sea
King Dong
Ball Games
Pack O' Dermitis
Jeannette Tailya
The Grunge Dells
What Melody
Mrs. Hippie Queen
Prototype Picasso
The Anne Males
Greek!
Zipperskirt
Tipping Gravestones
Slashing Tires
Kick The Can
Chip-N-a-Putt
Seeing Eye Dong
Dressing On the Side
Greenside Bunker
The Dukes of Water Hazard
The Stationary Rocks
The What, The Why, The Where
The Abstinent Shotguns
Biscuit Eater
In Bread
Up In Adam
Echo Sphere
Black Hole
Gallon of Guilt
Continuance of Guilt
Bar Code
Crack Her
Pulled Pork
Jacktail
Goddess of Love
The Whatevs
Lettuce Prey
Rough Lee
Whore Moan Therapy
Enter Web
Enter Net
Stickler
Brothel Sprouts
The Stiffness
Pay Dro
P. Shitty
Die-a-Ria
Xtreme Music Makeover
Jazzer Guys
Knob Gobblins
County Flair
Hamster Attack
Phat Burner
Feedin Time
Downtroddin'
Tarnation
Plumper
Hempster
Hang-a-Nail
Fur Balls
Candy Ass
Tramp Camp
Numb Skull
Giant Dong
Schlong Song
Swan Schlong
Madison Freebasin'
Get Tar Soul Low
Underherdress
Predumb
Capital Funishment
Damn Rebels
Space Camp
The Space & Rocking Center
Biodeth
Atom & The Bombs
The Jump Balls
Elephant Titus
The Grundles
Cock Doctrine
Animolester
Can Tank Eros
Olly Oxen Free
Blind Melons
Bunker Hole
Abstinence

Entry 13

Rock Science
Tiedyejew
Pan It, Please!
Taylor Hickups
Hot Poop
Black Label Ensemble
Disc O' Aces
War Tide
Toy Store
Earl E. Bird
Candle Oprah
Feed & Bleed
Karl's Mark
Blacksburg
Rideout
Ares
Von Brown
Maltodextrin
Take Note
Player Crater
Over The Influence
Turn (Me Loose)
Up Jump! (The Boogie)
Peanuts & Corn (You Can't Break Us Down)
Helter Shelter
Dr. Feelbad
3 Musky Tears
Bloated & Throated
The Jew Jew Bees
Visa Versus
Monte Insano
Go Time!
The National Association of Man/Band Love
The Rollover Minutes
Young, Hung and Full of Dung
Hard Cell
Misses Treater
Jacktallion
Bad Trip
The Tide Guys
Aura Boring Alice
Colours & Shapesounds
Phishy Panic Unit
Groove Removal Machine
No Way Out
Kiddy Litter
Groovilicous
The Returds
The Outfit
Scents of Doodie
Mound
White Par
Poopicum
Universal Who Cares
Loose Barstools
Castle Vein in Ya
Slow Poker
Rascal Fat
Pargay
The Melting Spots
The Lovin' Tablespoon Full
Alabamerica
IBMSG
Fantasy Champ
The Drips
Dyer's Eve, Ya
Greener Grasstures
Grit Kisses
Crunk Jews
Unexplained Phenomenon
Gay Wadsworth
The Leavings
Caramel Tormé
The Panthers
Latter Day Lolita
Watermelon Campfire
Gazoon Tight
Tally Ho!
Giddy Up!
Side Saddle
Manana
Slop

Entry 12

Labido Torpedo
Heir Ball
In F, El Draft
Geo Logists
Face Dragon
Beau Bites
Toaster Oven Dave & The Pukes
4:20 O'Clock Charles
Dave Anderton
Roll Tiger
R's
Civic Sinners
Milk of Amnesia
Guy Co.
To The Moon
USAholes
Got It Bad (Hot For Teacher)
Mick Mars Bars
Butt or Finger
Suspended From Doodie
Golden Earwig
Soul Doodie
Da Phunky Gruv Dawgs
The B.T.s
Member's Only
Chinese Power Trio From Hell
Brad's Pitts
Odditory Hallucinations
This Ain't Yo Mama's Southern Blues Based Hippy Jam Band
Climb Axxx
Star 69
Tiger Shart
The Panther's Piss
Your Anus
Saul Good
Hide The Evidence
Quasihomo
Simpletons
Know Doubt
Comb At Boots
Da Nu Gruv Ridaz
Body Bag
Ray Gay
Rusty Old Boat
Poppycock A-Doodle-Do
Log
Gay Witches For Abortion
Dude, Where's McKaw?
Sirgay
Buttler
Phat Pick
Stinger
Psycho/Logical
Couch Trip
Disspell
Cunt Tree Kooking
Psycho the Rapist
Natalie Haul Away
Knee Bender
Hamburger Train
Ass Vault
Ass Steroid
Acoustic Love Cow
Flacido Domingo
Internal Fisticuffs
Melons
Snort!
Reverse Cowgirl
Heinz 57

Entry 11

Purple 19
The Water Board
Absent Minder
Show Cancelled
The Back Ups
Force Sillinder
Kernel Dueche
Olive Ranch
Brokeback Bassist
Allen Bamler
Walls of Jericho
Red Ranger Rover
Tacklebox
Tailwind
Budoom, Tish!
Dick Ajous
Meat Wagon
Top Gum
Sue Nami
Burmese Pie-A-Thon
The Hunts Villains
The Three Little Electric Battle Pigs
Nuclear Testicles
Number Cruncher
The Peddle Files
The Runs
The Trotts
F Bomb
Venom & Hymens
Manties
The Crunkies
Damn Knit
Freeball
Train of Thought
The Pervs
The Huntsville Stars
Pelican Bay
Forced Entry
Battle Ram
High Deaf
Haywired
Ate Bells
Sizzle Chest
Sleep
Shank
Sybian Knights
Putrid Stench
The Windows
The Garage Doors
Chance of Rain
Conditioner
Demigawd
Trail Mix
The Huntsville Haters
Green Heck
Green Meat
Shut U Mout
Magic Mouth
Cannibal Crops
Green Gnight
Kondisinner
Hell Above
Semiprecious
Dragon Pecker
Heartless Bastidges
Heiser
Dark White
Meat Hammer
Blue Genomes

Behind the List

I have always come up with stupid band names so I started writing them down. Some equally disturbed friends have also contributed.